May 2013
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April 2013
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police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
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February 2013
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January 2013
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PSA
I’m going to be away from Tumblr for a bit. I’m not sure how long.
But it won’t be forever, I promise. :)
I just need to take a bit of a mental-health break, and TUMBLR IS DISTRACTING ME! I may pop on once in a while to give an update, if you care for me to, but other than that, reblogging and the like will be rather minimal. ::Blows a kiss and floats out in a magic...
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renkris:
RED, the blood of angry men!
BLACK, the dark of ages past!
TEA, a drink with jam and bread!
That will bring us back to DOE, doe, doe, doe…
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Today I got a detention for standing up for what I...
Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself
Me: *sits there*
Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?
Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.
Teacher: Why?
Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.
Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.
Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*
^needs more notes^
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arrest-the-scarf:
jaredpotterloki:
when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my...
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thegoddamazon:
theghoulqueen:
men aren’t told to carry around weapons
men aren’t told to go to self defense classes
men aren’t told to only go out in groups
men aren’t told not to go out at a certain hour of the night
men aren’t told that they shouldn’t have a few drinks
men aren’t told that they shouldn’t wear certain articles of clothing
do you see where i’m going with this
Oh look...
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Musicals: Quick Versions
Les Miserables: Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.
The Phantom of the Opera: Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
Wicked: Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.
West Side Story: Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.
Grease: If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.
Rent: AIDS sucks.
Cats: Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.
Evita: Historical musical about the first lady of Argentina. She's totally demonized in the show but no one notices because the choreography's incredible.
Bare the Musical: About two closeted gay guys being peer-pressured in a private catholic school. Laugh for three quarters cry for one quarter
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URL PROJECT
imsimplyellie:
imsimplyellie:
I really like this idea. I live in a rather large city and I’d love to stick peoples urls all over.
So basically anyone and everyone who reblogs this by January 10th will have their url written on a piece of paper and left somewhere special. I’ll also take a picture of where I left it and tag it with your url.
Also if you want to inbox me a special message to...
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loganhasseenthelight:
backdolphintaco:
I would love to see a Doctor Who episode with Matt Smith and David Tennant in it but that would be a pair-a-docs.
this is literally the best doctor who joke i’ve ever seen
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PETITION: Change the outdated definition of "rape"... →
presidentjonesco:
Under current North Carolina law, the definition of “rape” is extremely narrow. It only includes those who engage in “vaginal intercourse” with another person by force and against the will of the other person and “employs or displays a dangerous or deadly weapon”.
This outdated definition fails to cover many types of sexual violence that should fall under the category of...
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combeferret:
combeferret:
who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table
sir cumference
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imjustonekid:
do you ever keyboard smash
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
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i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger:
alright, just for the klainers, for everyone that reblogs this, i’ll draw a cartoon of kurt and blaine commenting on your URL
i hope i don’t regret this
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The Zodiac Signs' Late to School Reply to teacher
psych-facts:
Aries: “My alarm clock was broken. Yup, it’s old, so it’s broken now. I’ll fix it.”
Taurus: “I lost a penny, so I had to look for it everywhere!”
Gemini:“Someone told me there’s no school today. Don’t ask who.”
Cancer:“My…dog was sick?”
Leo:“A little kid was bullied so I had to defend him! I had to defend JUSTICE”
Virgo:“I forgot my math notebook at home so I had to get it…”
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sopranomonroe:
merrymrdarcy:
swear-bythestars:
grantaire-put-the-bottle-down:
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velmas-glasses:
Jean Valjean joins a convent
Two four six oh nun
Jean Valjean gives up
Two four six oh done
Jean Valjean sees Javert
Two four six oh RUN
Jean Valjean plays a game
Two four six oh fun
Jean Valjean makes fun of his sentence number
Two four six oh pun
Jean Valjean has...
December 2012
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lunaresse asked: kisses 4 u ♥
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egberts:
egberts:
egberts:
why is your nose in the middle of your face
because its the scenter
I STOLE THIS FROM A LAFFY TAFFY WRAPPER AND IT GOT 3100 NOTES IM CRYING
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Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
thesmallestbot:
I want to see how many people are proud of it.
We’re like unicorns
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