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27th February 2014

Quote reblogged from burn my bridges down with 382,476 notes

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
— (via metaphorically)

Tagged: this

Source: capecodcollegiate

27th February 2014

Post reblogged from burn my bridges down with 209,617 notes

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

Tagged: THIS

Source: queenbandaid

27th February 2014

Photo reblogged from Zizzle with 111,697 notes

kisslaughanddream:

fabulips:

crazyress:

satan-in-a-box:

cuntradickting:

ITS SO FUCKING CUTE OMG LOOK AT ITS LIL FACE

basilisk in training

MYAWMP

it jiggled…

RWAA-ooh sorry did I scare you?

kisslaughanddream:

fabulips:

crazyress:

satan-in-a-box:

cuntradickting:

ITS SO FUCKING CUTE OMG LOOK AT ITS LIL FACE

basilisk in training

MYAWMP

it jiggled…

RWAA-ooh sorry did I scare you?

Tagged: adorablesnakes

Source: youtube.com

27th February 2014

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::Toddles in with a broom.::

::Starts dusting off the cobwebs around this account.::

Hi there. Don’t mind me, just cleaning up the place. Hmm, this may take some soap and water…..

Tagged: PSA

11th August 2013

Photo reblogged from burn my bridges down with 361,425 notes

hhllry:




INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

Need this

hhllry:

INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB

Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.

This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

Need this

Tagged: cool stuffmisc

Source: shutthefuckupbro

11th August 2013

Post reblogged from burn my bridges down with 275,952 notes

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

image

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

Tagged: funny

Source: crrocs

12th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from burn my bridges down with 138,498 notes

raeosunshine:

I signed a year-long lease )8

Tagged: funny

Source: raeosunshine

13th April 2013

Chat reblogged from burn my bridges down with 468,260 notes

  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
  • me: not with that attitude

Tagged: funny

Source: oreobear

13th April 2013

Photoset reblogged from burn my bridges down with 350,400 notes

iphanthony-kicks-my-stickz:

lucygoosey88:

johnlockinyourface:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

GANDALF THE GAY

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

Tagged: Ellen DegeneresLogan Lermanfunny

Source: miilesluna

7th February 2013

Photo reblogged from Lacie with 11,322 notes

thegamzees:


redandtasty:




Glass piano


its so
so
‘kawai’


get out

thegamzees:

redandtasty:

Glass piano

its so

so

‘kawai’

get out

Tagged: beautiful thingsfunny

Source: m.weheartit.com