Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way
ITS SO FUCKING CUTE OMG LOOK AT ITS LIL FACE
basilisk in training
RWAA-ooh sorry did I scare you?
::Toddles in with a broom.::
::Starts dusting off the cobwebs around this account.::
Hi there. Don’t mind me, just cleaning up the place. Hmm, this may take some soap and water…..
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.
This shit is dope.
No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.Need this
being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
I signed a year-long lease )8
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
GANDALF THE GAY
For the fucking comments oh my GOD.
Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.
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